The X-mas holiday should be brought out to the outhouse, shlacked, tar and feathered, and shot. The plethora of shit that has come through this place has more than filled my mind with thoughts hanging reindeer and stripped evergreens and lights wrapped in choking circles about grinning faces so tight that their peppy eyes pop out of their sockets. That's it for this fucking shit. I hope you all have a goddamn merry-fuckin' X-mas and a deck-the-shit jolly new and ever-depressing year to come.

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