Bags...they used to give out bags at the store so that you can put your purchases in them and easily get them in your car and carry them into your home. You know who's to blame for those trying to "save" the bags? Tree-huggers...those damn wood-loving, pansy, bite-my-ass, rip-off-of-animal-rights heathens who can't seem to realize that we need to strip a few sticks to make our lives easier. I bet that if I went into any of their homes that I would see natural wood cabinets or shelves...all of which takes many many sticks to produce. But, do they go after themselves for being such hypocrites? No...they do not realize that the ease of their life and their home relies on that same crap they are trying to "protect." All those fuckers should just shoot themselves in the ass and get it over with.

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